Reconozco que no soy muy amiga de recibir / enviar este tipo de emails, y menos cuando los recibo en el trabajo (en ese caso los suelo borrar directamente sin abrirlos).
Pero hoy mi supervisora me ha enviado esto, y he pensado sobre todo en las casadas del grupo de Spaniards-Dublín. ;) Así que en lugar de reenviarlo lo posteo en mi blog. :D
Va por Ud., señoras!!
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as
NFL 3.0Â and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install theÂ Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0Â should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default toÂ Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.